lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
Liz. Twenty. ISFJ. Actor-ish. More of a writer, really. I mean, if we're putting labels on things I guess I'm just a student trying not to drown in debt/homework/social anxiety/alcohol. In conclusion, please laugh at my jokes.
whenever i try and learn something new
me:
It seems that I am not immediately excellent at this
me:
me:
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it is because I am a failure
me:
everything I touch dies
their ongoing mission: to boldly interfere where no one has interfered before (just don’t tell starfleet)
intro—paint it like you stole it; jim kirk—u can’t touch this; spock—i’m too sexy; nyota uhura—girls; leonard mccoy—calling doctor love; hikaru sulu—shut up and drive; interlude—move bitch, get out the way!; pavel chekov—starships; carol marcus—my milkshake (remix); montgomery scott—i’m on a boat; nurse chapel—my heart will go on; john harrison—one way or another; epilogue—clique
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i haven’t been feeling great motivation- and self esteem-wise these past few days and so i decided to compile a list of things that make me feel better and then i thought maybe some of you could use it too so here even tho you’ve probably heard of most of this
You’ll like this one, tumblr—21 vegan meals (and 14 snacks!) for just $40.
this video actually blew my mind.
I am living my life this way from now on.
Though in my experience, vegetables - even just four types per week - cost a lot more in London than stated in the video.
Click through to read the first Hyperbole And A Half comic in over a year, in which Allie writes more about her struggles with depression. It is a really powerful description of what a depressed person is going through and it says alot about her as a cartoonist that she can make you smile through her sadness. Basically what I am saying is that this is great.
Sometimes I have an unreasonably hard time re-watching movies I love with other people 8D
all the time
STORY OF MY LIFE
don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish
But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.
thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY
In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.
I’ve never watched an episode of Game of Thrones in my life and even I know that you don’t fuck with the blonde dragon lady.
and that the kid with the crown is the human version of period cramps
and jon snow is ned stark’s bastard
that’s it
that’s the show
