You are in an in-between,
in a world with no memories,
so forget your hands and what
they’ve done before.
Forget your fingers.
Float in this kingdom without a name.

Be the kind of brave you’ve only ever read about
in books, then be braver than that.

Be boneless, but keep your spine.
Bend and bend and bend yourself
into a bridge that you haven’t burned yet,
then cross it.

You are more than you thought you were.
Unbroken and perfect,
healing like the bruise on your knee,
singing like a hymn where the only
words are
“I saved myself.”

Swallow the old world.
Swallow the darkest it’s ever been
and then keep it down until it
surrenders.
You are here now.

You are here and you are
the forgiveness in every mouth.
You are here, and you are glowing
like early morning.

Welcome back. Welcome home.
Caitlyn Siehl, You Are Here

defxndpoppunk:

when you listen to a song for the first time aND YOU JUST KNOW


drwners:

DJ ROOMBA DROP A BEAT

A mix of Tom Haverford’s bangers.



The best piece of advice I ever received

fishingboatproceeds:

came from my friend Lindsay Robertson: “If you’re gonna be a band, make sure it’s called The Yaysayers.”


tor-schluss-panik:

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

John Mulaney is fucking hysterical


normanbecile:

you’re under arrest

for being too cute

put your hands where i can hold them

no but really

you’ve committed a crime

the ultimate crime

of stealing my heart



throh:

unleash hell for just $1.50


thorsicle:

freckles-and-ferns:

thorsicle:

oedipus came in and out of the same vagina

motherfucker

yeah essentially


cupidshead:

Any and all investigation into the ontological basis of anything in the Cars universe leads you to some frightening conclusions really early on so basically do something else



fhtagn-and-tentacles:

QUEEN OF THE SEAS 
by Devon Dorrity



omnivoice:

neongenesisevangaylion:

NEW noise canceling headphones that are so good at blocking out sound that they even prevent you from listening to your own music, forcing you to bask in the whispers of the forgotten gods until you begin to hear your own brain falling apart as it descends into madness

and now, the weather